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#2906878 - 11/24/09 01:51 AM How to make a woman happy.  
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#2906901 - 11/24/09 02:41 AM Re: How to make a woman happy. [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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I agree 100% with "How to make a man happy" list at the bottom.

The top list makes sure a woman ends up with a gay.


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#2906919 - 11/24/09 03:35 AM Re: How to make a woman happy. [Re: - Ice]  
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I think the "bring food" would be more accurately replaced with "bring beer"


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#2906941 - 11/24/09 04:37 AM Re: How to make a woman happy. [Re: NavyNuke99]  
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beer=the king of food groups!


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#2906964 - 11/24/09 05:35 AM Re: How to make a woman happy. [Re: coasty]  
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Beer is only one food group, the others are sugar, salt, grease and deep fried.

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#2907071 - 11/24/09 01:00 PM Re: How to make a woman happy. [Re: WOLF257]  
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#2907077 - 11/24/09 01:19 PM Re: How to make a woman happy. [Re: Legend]  
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Awww that is so cute. The person who wrote actually thinks he can make a woman happy. duckhunter


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#2907106 - 11/24/09 02:01 PM Re: How to make a woman happy. [Re: Destructis]  
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Originally Posted By: Deceptis
Awww that is so cute. The person who wrote actually thinks he can make a woman happy. duckhunter


lol

great line


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#2907121 - 11/24/09 02:15 PM Re: How to make a woman happy. [Re: Dervish]  
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48 should be #1


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#2907481 - 11/25/09 12:00 AM Re: How to make a woman happy. [Re: Navigator]  
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Originally Posted By: Navigator
48 should be #1


What navigator said. The more money you have, the fewer things on the list you need. God, it's great being single again!

#2907484 - 11/25/09 12:04 AM Re: How to make a woman happy. [Re: Shredder]  
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Originally Posted By: Shredder


What navigator said. The more money you have, the fewer things on the list you need. God, it's great being single again!


I'll second that. biggrin


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#2907549 - 11/25/09 02:22 AM Re: How to make a woman happy. [Re: Shredder]  
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Originally Posted By: Shredder
Originally Posted By: Navigator
48 should be #1


What navigator said. The more money you have, the fewer things on the list you need. God, it's great being single again!


I'll third that.

I read about this study once that compared motives between females and males who've murdered people.

Number one reason for males? There wasn't one. Sexual gratification, hedonistic gratification, blind rage, revenge, lots of things.

Number one reason for females? MATERIAL GAIN.


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