Sounds like stuff we write when we send emails from other people's accounts when they leave their CAC (ID) cards logged into the computers.
Is that after or before you duct tape them to the top of the ceiling fan and cover the chip up with scotch tape?
Everyone's pretty wise to the tape over the chip...we used that one to death. Even had a MSgt take his card to MPF to fix it because he didn't know we'd taped it.