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#2818521 - 07/15/09 03:23 AM The manliest names ever.  
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http://www.cracked.com/article_14982_9-manliest-names-in-world.html

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Our culture is full of manly men doing manly things. And those men, invariably, have manly names. John Rambo. John Matrix. John McClane. Hollywood writers know what side their bread's buttered when it comes to first names.

But, then there are those real-life men walking around who, by design or coincidence, have been gifted with names so manly you'd expect their penis to rip free of their pants and attack passersby. We've compiled a list of the 9 men with the manliest names in the world.


Here's another one for that list:

http://www.wafb.com/Global/story.asp?S=2812629


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#2818533 - 07/15/09 03:42 AM Re: The manliest names ever. [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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#2818548 - 07/15/09 04:09 AM Re: The manliest names ever. [Re: Grim_Death]  
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Dude. Flex Plexico was the Public Affairs Officer on the Reagan while I was there prior to commissioning. Of course, he transferred before we went out to sea or did anything super exciting or manly on the ship, so his job mostly consisted of sitting at a desk, answering phones, talking to cameras, reading copy for the ship's newspaper, and going home from work before noon along with the rest of the Public Affairs office. Besides, his real name isn't even "Flex".


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#2818655 - 07/15/09 07:31 AM Re: The manliest names ever. [Re: NavyNuke99]  
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#2818727 - 07/15/09 10:42 AM Re: The manliest names ever. [Re: Vulgarity]  
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Wasn't there a linebacker for the Minnesota Vikings named Scott Studwell a few years back?

What on Earth could a guy with a name like "Studwell" do, other than play linebacker for a pro football team? How this didn't make the list, I have no clue.

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#2818732 - 07/15/09 10:48 AM Re: The manliest names ever. [Re: Vulgarity]  
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Those are great! Wow.

#2818740 - 07/15/09 11:04 AM Re: The manliest names ever. [Re: tomcat]  
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Lol, re-read the presidents article for the 10h time, and it still makes me laugh biggrin

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#2818752 - 07/15/09 11:58 AM Re: The manliest names ever. [Re: VonBarb.]  
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#2818760 - 07/15/09 12:11 PM Re: The manliest names ever. [Re: Grim_Death]  
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Originally Posted By: Grim_Death
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Buck Savage
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Nice MST3K reference from the episode "Space Mutiny". smile


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#2818774 - 07/15/09 12:34 PM Re: The manliest names ever. [Re: PanzerMeyer]  
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#2818820 - 07/15/09 01:20 PM Re: The manliest names ever. [Re: No105_Archie]  
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#2818829 - 07/15/09 01:33 PM Re: The manliest names ever. [Re: jeroen]  
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Originally Posted By: jeroen
Max Power.
Sue.


With Max Power, you don't cuddle! You strap in and feel the Gs, baby!

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#2818831 - 07/15/09 01:35 PM Re: The manliest names ever. [Re: bones]  
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Originally Posted By: bones
You strap in and feel the Gs, baby!

v6,
boNes


I need to use that line on my next date. biggrin


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#2818843 - 07/15/09 01:54 PM Re: The manliest names ever. [Re: PanzerMeyer]  
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#2818851 - 07/15/09 02:03 PM Re: The manliest names ever. [Re: PanzerMeyer]  
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Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
Originally Posted By: bones
You strap in and feel the Gs, baby!

v6,
boNes


I need to use that line on my next date. biggrin


Don't forget to use the appropriate thrusting motions. Make Homer proud.

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#2818918 - 07/15/09 03:26 PM Re: The manliest names ever. [Re: bones]  
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#2818976 - 07/15/09 04:37 PM Re: The manliest names ever. [Re: Jensen]  
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#2819016 - 07/15/09 05:32 PM Re: The manliest names ever. [Re: Freycinet]  
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#2819155 - 07/15/09 08:37 PM Re: The manliest names ever. [Re: Barreta]  
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As mentioned in the comments of the manliest names thing - how could they not include Wolf Blitzer?

My roommate's son knows a guy with the last name Crapuschitz - pronounced crap you #%&*$#.

I'd nominate it just because with a name like that you'd BETTER be man enough to deal with it lol!

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