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#2717719 - 05/04/09 12:46 AM Giant Killer Rabbits.  
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Karl Szmolinsky, who raises a breed of rabbits called giant grays, shows Robert, an 8.5kg giant gray who is 74cm long and has ears 25.5cm long, in the backyard of his house in Eberswalde, Germany in 2006. Szmolinsky sold eight giant grays to a delegation from North Korea that wanted to raise the breed as a source of meat for the North Korean population. Szmolinsky said his rabbits reach a maximum weight of 10.5 kg (23.1lbs.).


I see. Export them to North Korea to mount an attack from the inside. Cunning!


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#2717749 - 05/04/09 01:56 AM Re: Giant Killer Rabbits. [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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Ahaa, that explains alot!! North Korea is not trying to make nuclear weapons afterall, its much much worse than that!
They are actually trying to reverse engineer The Holy Handgrenade, in order to hunt down and kill the escaped Giant Killer Rabbits, before they manage to track down their beloved leader..


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#2717755 - 05/04/09 02:05 AM Re: Giant Killer Rabbits. [Re: Dachs]  
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For God's sake, you knew this was coming:



Killer rabbits, indeed!

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#2717942 - 05/04/09 02:34 PM Re: Giant Killer Rabbits. [Re: Li'lJugs]  
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#2717954 - 05/04/09 02:41 PM Re: Giant Killer Rabbits. [Re: xthor]  
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is it tasty? maybe it tastes tough or like boots....

anyone tried it? its in germany so maybe someone here has tried it...

#2717956 - 05/04/09 02:45 PM Re: Giant Killer Rabbits. [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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Mmmm...killer rabbit with sauerkraut. Sounds tasty.


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#2717960 - 05/04/09 02:54 PM Re: Giant Killer Rabbits. [Re: PanzerMeyer]  
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Massive Vorpal Bunnies!

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#2717961 - 05/04/09 02:58 PM Re: Giant Killer Rabbits. [Re: Skater]  
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Makes sense, in a North Korean way.

Their people are starving, eating grass. So the leaders bring in giant rabbits. The giant rabbits eat all the grass, and the people eat the giant rabbits.

Then, no grass and no rabbits.

hmmmmm


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#2717964 - 05/04/09 03:03 PM Re: Giant Killer Rabbits. [Re: 20mm]  
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Originally Posted By: 20mm
Makes sense, in a North Korean way.

Their people are starving, eating grass. So the leaders bring in giant rabbits. The giant rabbits eat all the grass, and the people eat the giant rabbits.

Then, no grass and...

hmmmmm


And then...Night of the Lepus!


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#2717972 - 05/04/09 03:08 PM Re: Giant Killer Rabbits. [Re: PHilA]  
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Man that is one big rabbit. I can't believe they actually get that big! Amazing.

#2717977 - 05/04/09 03:13 PM Re: Giant Killer Rabbits. [Re: enigma6584]  
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Originally Posted By: enigma6584
Man that is one big rabbit. I can't believe they actually get that big! Amazing.


Any bigger and those North Koreans may end up being dinner instead of the rabbits.


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#2717982 - 05/04/09 03:18 PM Re: Giant Killer Rabbits. [Re: PanzerMeyer]  
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Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
Originally Posted By: enigma6584
Man that is one big rabbit. I can't believe they actually get that big! Amazing.


Any bigger and those North Koreans may end up being dinner instead of the rabbits.


LOL. That darn rabbit is bigger than my dog.

#2718019 - 05/04/09 04:06 PM Re: Giant Killer Rabbits. [Re: enigma6584]  
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And he's got a vicious streak a mile wide!


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#2718032 - 05/04/09 04:25 PM Re: Giant Killer Rabbits. [Re: 20mm]  
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#2718071 - 05/04/09 05:44 PM Re: Giant Killer Rabbits. [Re: Destructis]  
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#2718183 - 05/04/09 08:30 PM Re: Giant Killer Rabbits. [Re: enigma6584]  
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instead of SPIT ROAST PIG .. we now have...

SPIT ROAST BUNNY!!!

ears extra tender

and then soon

we will breed FOUR EARED GIANT BUNNIES for the extra tasty ears

#2718186 - 05/04/09 08:32 PM Re: Giant Killer Rabbits. [Re: panchobel]  
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Originally Posted By: panchobel

we will breed FOUR EARED GIANT BUNNIES for the extra tasty ears


And if you put powdered sugar on those bunny ears they become "elephant ears".


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#2718248 - 05/04/09 09:46 PM Re: Giant Killer Rabbits. [Re: enigma6584]  
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It was reported that the rabbits sent by Szmolinsky were eaten at a birthday banquet for Kim Jong-il.


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