A man asks his doctor “Doc, will I live to be a hundred?”

Doc asks “Do you smoke?”
The guy replies “No”

“Do you drink?”,
“No.”

“Do you chase women?”
“No!”

Doctor says, “Then why do you want to live to a hundred?”


"In the vast library of socialist books, there’s not a single volume on how to create wealth, only how to take and “redistribute” it.” - David Horowitz