A man asks his doctor “Doc, will I live to be a hundred?”
Doc asks “Do you smoke?” The guy replies “No”
“Do you drink?”, “No.”
“Do you chase women?” “No!”
Doctor says, “Then why do you want to live to a hundred?”
"In the vast library of socialist books, there’s not a single volume on how to create wealth, only how to take and “redistribute” it.” - David Horowitz