A new CEO decides he's going to take a tour of the Facility and cut out the fat by removing any slackers.
Sure enough as he enters a room full of busy workers he notices a young man leaning against the wall.
Seeing a chance to lay down the law he walks right up to him and asks him "How much do you make a week?"
A little surprised the young man stammers "Uh, I make about 400 a week. why?"
"Wait right here" the CEO replies and he goes into his office.
He comes back out and hands the guy $1600 and says "Here's 4 weeks severance, hit the bricks and don't come back!"
Feeling really smug he turns back to the room full of startled workers and inquires; "Does anybody want to tell me what that goofball's job was?"
From the back of the room someone says, "Yeah, He's the Pizza delivery guy from Dominoes"


Windows 10 Pro
Gigabyte 970A DS3P FX
AMD FX6300 Vishera 3.5 Ghz
ASUS STRIX GeForce GTX 970 Overclocked 4 GB DDR5
16Gb Patriot Viper 3 RAM DDR3 1866Mhz
Onikuma Gaming Headset (has annoying blue lights I don't use)