My Grandfather, and my Father, both worked at the DMV.
I come from a long line of long lines.

The other day I played frisbee golf, or golf frisbee, or whatever you call flinging a 9-iron into the woods....

If you are illiterate, you probably live life by an unwritten set of rules...

Good friends are like fine wine; that's why I keep mine locked in the cellar...

I heard the inventor of the remote control passed away. They found him in his living room, between the couch cushions.