I hope Al lives through the war and invents that one and only cure for hungover.
My next pilot's going to be a Scottish man with the last name McHammer, and during dogfights, he'll yell at his opponents "YE CANNAE TITCH THIS, LADDIE!"
All this while the wind was gently buffeting and uplifting his kilt. The Germans protested, quoting The Hague Convention. Ever since then McHammer was forced to wear parachute pants, which one day saved his life and his dignity every other day.
"Take the cylinder out of my kidneys, The connecting rod out of my brain, my brain, From out of my arse take the camshaft, And assemble the engine again."