Thanks guys, well I've decided to listen to the advice and 'go the whole hog' as they say and start a proper DID campaign over on that thread. I'll be launching it later today.
I'll keep this one though, in case I crash and burn early
"A great deal of an aeroplane could be holed without affecting its ability to fly. Wings and fuselage could be—and often were—pierced in 50 places, missing the occupants by inches (blissfully unaware of how close it had come until they returned to base). Then the sailmaker would carefully cover each hole with a square inch of Irish linen frayed at the edges and with a brushful of dope make our aircraft 'serviceable' again within an hour."