What seemingly simple or easy things make you feel like an idiot?

For me I'll list two.

1. Cling wrap. You know the stuff you wrap sandwiches in? Like Saran Wrap. I would not be surprised if I just ended up trapped in this stuff one day. I rip a piece off and all hell breaks loose, it doubles up on itself and the corners disappear and I'm lucky to get it done at all lol.

2. Fitted sheets. The length and width are not the same, so it only orients properly in one direction. I have never gotten this right on the first try. I put the short side on the long part. Then have to redo it after rotating it 90 degrees. Fail.


No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!