Seb, socks off is a good sign. Are you anywhere near the said bed? Gently put the book on the floor and help your wife out of the rest of her clothes. That's better.

Carrick, with that plump rear in his face that is a very restricted field of view.


"Take the cylinder out of my kidneys,
The connecting rod out of my brain, my brain,
From out of my arse take the camshaft,
And assemble the engine again."