From Strawberry Deputy County

ROADS ARE NOT SAFE

Intense road thievery and armed assault activity in the last few days have spook residents of town




advised

CAUTION


Travel only in groups; it`s for your safety






Suspected aggressor has been identified to have a weird horse fetish ( not that we will judge) ;

If someone tries to stop you to "admire" your horse, try to lure it with a whistle, BOLT IT to the nearest lawman or the sheriff's office and report the activity immediatly



and we will aprehend this disgusting and revolting sick fiend (again we dont judge)