Cripes Lou
{sniff} you know how to
{starts bawling, then composes himself} get to a chap. If only those poor
{wails uncontrollably then burps} bastards had access to Nurse Gladys to relieve their
{dabs eyes} suffering
{sobs, tears streaming, disconsolate}. …. I'm sorry I can't go on …..
Lovely story mate.