Catch, got the £10 note and I put everything back the way I found it. It was tricky to get the keys that deep into Lou’s boot with his leg still inside. I was on my way, passing the bordello when the girls came out on their way to ... erm ... to the church! Yes, that’s where they were going. They’ve asked if I wanted to attend the morning prayers with them. They were already on their knees. I had no choice. You will have to find another £10. I gave it away to charity. They were collecting it for the badger sanctuary. It is such a worthy cause. I hope you don’t mind.
- Girls! Wait for me!


"Take the cylinder out of my kidneys,
The connecting rod out of my brain, my brain,
From out of my arse take the camshaft,
And assemble the engine again."