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Fellow club members, as it is my birthday today I am standing everyone to a drink, not on my bill mind you, but still it's the thought that counts. At some point during the festivities, (no rush of course), one of you may want to check on catch as he seems to have gotten himself locked in the outdoor privy. How he got the Crossley backed up against the door after he was inside is a mystery to me, but there you are. I wouldn't be concerned at all about his situation if it weren't for the fact that a badger has taken up residence underneath said privy and has a nasty habit of coming up through one of the portals if anyone lingers in there too long, which is why most of us have abandoned the thing. Ah well, I'm sure catch will be fine, he is such a resourceful chap. Thoughtful too, leaving his tab open for all of us to enjoy during his temporary absence. Drink up lads. BWOC BWOC BWOC!

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