Barmy chaps, I thought we might have a moving picture night. Something different. Perhaps this Friday. After the ceremonial furniture stacking, king of the chair presentation, and accordant bonfire of course! Ladies strictly prohibited due to their sensitive nature. Man the bars chaps and present your glasses. Cheers to the BOC!

Following is the authentic moving picture biography (with the new recorded sound sensation) of the early life and times of unknown WW1 aviator Percy Bounder. Only a penny's admission (for non-members) and guaranteed satisfaction. Crank it up Lou!