Ah, so you're familiar with the writings of Hauptmann Zeiss. Then you must also be aware of the lawsuit that was filed by Major Seuss claiming plagiarism of his style by the German author. There's been a great deal of debate about it over the years. Here's an excerpt from one of Zeiss's more famous works, "The Fop in the Sop". You be the judge.

The sun did not shine.
It was too wet to fly.
So t'was off to kasino,
To drink the place dry.

I sat there with Manfred.
We sat there, we two.
And I said, "How I wish
There were sorties to do!"

Too wet to go up,
Our style it did kink.
So we sat by the fire.
And we ordered a drink.
And all that we did was to
Drink drink drink drink!


And then something went WUMP!
How that wump made us jump!

We looked!
Then we saw him flying over the top!
We looked!
And we saw him! The Fop in the Sop!