Saw this on another site I visit and thought it was worth a share..
A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the
door. A boy, about 9, opened the door.
"Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer. "No, they went
to town."
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" "No, he went
with Mom and Dad."
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one
foot to the other, mumbling to himself, when the young boy says, "I know
where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a
message."
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably. "No, I really want
to talk to your Dad, about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy
pregnant".
The boy thought for a moment, then says, "You'll have to
talk to my Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $150 for the pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard