I wouldn’t dream of disrespecting Konrad’s marksmanship, but he did concede defeat quite quickly when it came to claiming the kill. Was he not sure of his final blow, or a meagre balloon is not worth the fuss?

"Take the cylinder out of my kidneys,
The connecting rod out of my brain, my brain,
From out of my arse take the camshaft,
And assemble the engine again."