Unfortunately, I must inform you that Sergent Jean Pie Hyacinthe Paul Jerome Casale, the Marquis de Monferrato, was mortally wounded in this engagement.
Fortunately, he got better.
Thank God! Anyone with a middle name “Pie” deserves a second chance.
With a name that long, I'm not sure it qualifies as a middle name. Maybe a pre-middle name?
The older I get, the more I realize I don't need to be Han, Luke or Leia. I'm just happy to be rebel scum...