Originally Posted by Rick_Rawlings
Unfortunately, I must inform you that Sergent Jean Pie Hyacinthe Paul Jerome Casale, the Marquis de Monferrato, was mortally wounded in this engagement.

Fortunately, he got better.

Thank God! Anyone with a middle name “Pie” deserves a second chance.

"Take the cylinder out of my kidneys,
The connecting rod out of my brain, my brain,
From out of my arse take the camshaft,
And assemble the engine again."