Originally Posted by Rick_Rawlings
Back home, the boys told me that "premature ignition" was nothing to be ashamed of...

They also said that it’s the caliber that matters, not the length of the barrel. I just don’t believe them.

"Take the cylinder out of my kidneys,
The connecting rod out of my brain, my brain,
From out of my arse take the camshaft,
And assemble the engine again."