So I was supposed to get Lab work yesterday. And the paperwork I was to submit had a column labeled Labs and next to that a column labeled Fast. Under the first a list of all the tests and the second it said Yes for all the tests.
Nurse: Did you fast?
Me: Pardon?
Nurse: Did you eat or Drink anything today?
Me: Um, no but I had a cup of coffee
Nurse: Cream and Sugar?
Me: Um, ..yeah?
Nurse: you were supposed to fast..
Me: Oh.., I thought it was my name...(my last name is Fast)
Nurse: *giggling I'm sorry you'll have to come back in the morning (and don't eat anything).