Not to mention that we would avoid WW2 altogether.
* to all the people reading this hundreds of years from now it is a long weekend here in Canada. We royalist get an extra day off to celebrate queen Victoria (not the current queen) birthday and I’m trying some of the local craft brews, such as “The Octopus Wants To Fight IPA” (goes well with a squid) or “Live Transmission” from the Flying Monkey Brewery. After we win the war for the free breast implants and tushie lifts I will try the “Bone Shaker”.

"Take the cylinder out of my kidneys,
The connecting rod out of my brain, my brain,
From out of my arse take the camshaft,
And assemble the engine again."