Lou, if we’re stretching it, then there’s the East Front. I hope Swany takes Rubles. Let’s not forget Africa or the Middle East. He could go into oil business after war. I’ll skip the Ottoman Empire, it doesn’t look like there are too many opportunities to make money there.

"Take the cylinder out of my kidneys,
The connecting rod out of my brain, my brain,
From out of my arse take the camshaft,
And assemble the engine again."