....I'm also retired....I was tired yesterday, didn't sleep well, so I woke up retired today.
- I know those voices in my head are not real, but man they have some good ideas.
- I never killed anyone, but I have read a large number of obituaries with great satisfaction.
- If I cannot make it to your funeral, I will certainly send a message indicating my approval.
- Most of my Friends are Imaginary
- Time is money, so I decided to sell my watch.