So that’s why they’ve ordered Gaston to get his dress uniform in order! This is so unexpected! I’d like to thank my parents, my wife, the director and the rest of the crew ... mechanic crew, that is. It’s so shiny and big! The colours on the ribbon are so vibrant and the palm ... so lifelike. I will cherish it forever or until I get another one. This is a great incentive to continue performing at the highest level (of altitude current crate will allow me). Thank you. [cue the music]

"Take the cylinder out of my kidneys,
The connecting rod out of my brain, my brain,
From out of my arse take the camshaft,
And assemble the engine again."