MFair, wise words, but Gaston is a man of action and can’t sit idly while Boche are infesting his land of Liberty, Equality and Fraternity. He will protect his country, or die trying. Vive La France!


"Take the cylinder out of my kidneys,
The connecting rod out of my brain, my brain,
From out of my arse take the camshaft,
And assemble the engine again."