Did you get dressed in the dark again?

Don't you have a full length mirror in your room?

Wow. I am amazed at how that makes you look like you gained 15 lbs...

(Sorry! I have been overhearing my Wife talk to her BFF lately about what they would like to say...)


Aren't you cute?! Want some candy? Reach into my pocket and get some!

Can you help me find my puppy?? He ran over there into that dark area around back...


~Bill

In my defense, I was left unsupervised...