Originally posted by Tailgunner:
Yup...thats why I still have it!
Here's the maths 
Salary - (mortgage+bills+(food for wife and children))=0
In fact, there is also a second factor I forgot to add, -Christmas which has a negative effect on the overall equation at seasonal times ....
where Christmas=(what the wife wants)+(overinflated kids demands)+(alcohol) Hey Plainsman, he has Children as in Plural. Good enough excuse for ya? :p Works for me.
