Raine, please have Colin teach Dalgliesh how to count to two. It would be a shame for all those extra third eggs to go to waste. Especially during the war time. Don't they know a returned egg has to be refurbished before being sold again? Even after it is discounted as an open box item it might never find a new home since the warranty is null and void. Good story!
"Take the cylinder out of my kidneys, The connecting rod out of my brain, my brain, From out of my arse take the camshaft, And assemble the engine again."