Originally Posted By: AceMedic88
Does screaming "CONACT!" at my neighbors shoveling their driveway when I start my car in the morning enough to qualify for the club?

Nope, first you must ask your significant other to sit behind you and man the Lewis every time you go for a car ride.
You have to have the urge to pull the steering wheel toward you when coming to a red light and to push the steering wheel away from you when you think your car is about to stall.
You must also give the skunk-eye to every Mercedes-Benz driver (regardless if the cross on the door is red or not).

"Take the cylinder out of my kidneys,
The connecting rod out of my brain, my brain,
From out of my arse take the camshaft,
And assemble the engine again."