Oh crap! This is a bad day. Sorry to hear you'll not be able to finish his story. Maybe it's for the better. I wouldn't be able to follow the game.
Canadian, eh? Me thinks he'll survive the war and you'll run out of stories to tell about him.

"Take the cylinder out of my kidneys,
The connecting rod out of my brain, my brain,
From out of my arse take the camshaft,
And assemble the engine again."