Today the orders took us over enemy airfield. When we reached it, a lone Fokker came to greet us. My gunner/observer took aim and sent a burst his way to say hello. The Hun dove down and never recovered. He crashed between 2 hangars taking them both out. When we finally stopped leaning over the side of the nacelle of our Fee to watch what has just happened, we looked at each other in disbelief and the gunner grinned and yelled to me: "BONUS!". We returned home without any further incidents.

"Take the cylinder out of my kidneys,
The connecting rod out of my brain, my brain,
From out of my arse take the camshaft,
And assemble the engine again."