(The Barmy Baron from Berlin, who had missed 24 pages of barmification whilst sleeping it off,
comes crawling out from under the table...)
"Vott? New membersz? Tell zem dat zey muszt buy all der roundsz tonite - and zen let zem join der Club...!
Ein Prosit! Ein Prosit!! Ein Prooo - ooosit der Gemtlichkeit...!"
(Falls back under the table).

Vice-President of the BOC (Barmy OFFers Club)
Member of the 'Albatros Aviators Club' - "We know how to die with Style!"