I just did the calculations...

Matt Wagner can consume one pint of vodka (16 1 oz. shots) and only have to wait 2.8 hrs. before can he drive to Chuck Norris' house and kick his ass!



The rusty wire that holds the cork that keeps the anger in
Gives way and suddenly it’s day again
The sun is in the east
Even though the day is done
Two suns in the sunset, hmph
Could be the human race is run