Which hospital LB4LB? I work at St. John Moross, and considering it's location just outside of Detroit (technically in Grosse Pointe), the general demographic fits your description. I would visit my grandmother at Beaumont in Troy, and I would just shake my head at just how much more professional everything was in comparison, not to mention it was absolutely the cleanest hospital I've ever seen.

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- Jayne Cobb, "Firefly"