Sgt. Bond Jameson reporting back from leave:

I was going to spend time on an island, actually going under the water instead of flying high above it. I thought they'd send me over on a boat, but you'll not believe what happened: I went over on some type of aeroplane that neither Messrs. Wells nor Verne had even dreamt of yet. It must have held dozens of people, and gone at least 200 mph, but also the engines didn't have any propellers! Crazy, I know! But I swear I wasn't drunk or anything. So if it was real, then why aren't they using it to bomb the Huns?

Well, it's off to Ypres in my BE2. I have a feeling that I'll never be happy in it again.