Originally Posted By: Weasel_Keeper
Cleaning the windscreen.


...I hope you always carry a few of these: http://www.zazzle.com/broken_glass_rectangle_stickers-217693697375456930

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the universe is for it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.