I've only watched Julie Brown's musical number because it's a classic.
"Cuz I'm a blonde, B-L-O-N-D Cuz I'm a blonde, don't you wish you were me? People say I'm lazy, and maybe it's true With my hair and body, you would be too! Cuz I'm a blonde, B-L...I don't know! Cuz I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!"
The Jedi Master
The anteater is wearing the bagel because he's a reindeer princess. -- my 4 yr old daughter