I'm not going to "invest" much time in my replies either because it doesn't take a genius to spot a circle-jerk from 24 inches away. I'll save us both the hassle.
I will, however, answer your last three questions.
...and maybe. (I wouldn't recommend just a generic DC-9 if I know nothing about it..I know Dino's work and I have no idea if the DC-9 you are referencing would be worth recommending..)
Tl:dr - Sounds like you hate how you spend your free time. Me, not so much. But good luck anyway.
Apologies to the OP for the thread hijack. I'd still like to check out the B1900 because it does so closely resemble what I fly..
Last edited by BeachAV8R; 09/26/13 11:02 PM.