Les Miserables--what was the point of this musical anyway? My wife told me she walked out of the play 20 years ago, and the film is improved to the point that we watched the whole thing, but that's about it.
But what was this story about anyway? The revolution stuff seems to be a major "B" plot that has almost nothing to do with the main story until the last 10 mins and then it's pretty weak as tie-ins go. The main story involves a poor sod whose life is ruined by trying to do the right thing for his nephew and the cop who spends decades chasing him for not checking in for his parole every 30 days for the rest of his life.
Worst of all, the music was mostly forgettable.
The Jedi Master
The anteater is wearing the bagel because he's a reindeer princess. -- my 4 yr old daughter