LOL, no, my family just has the bushy hair genes. It's actually the reverse; I've been told since age 13 that I need to get a haircut. Once I do, people still say that. The only time this has not happened is when I served with the Marines after university and had about 1/4 inch of hair all around for 2 1/2 years. In my case almost bald was neater and cooler than hair but took a trip to the base barbershop every single stinking week.

If you can defeat me in a fair same altitude duel, you are either Hartmann's ghost or you have a ganja problem that needs treatment.

Like asking weird questions and are good at math? Maybe you can join us at the Jacobs School of Engineering, UC San Diego. Tackling the grand mysteries of the age with science.

At the core of most of life's deep mysteries, is the language that Mother Nature truly speaks in, ..... mathematics.