If I look irritable, it's because this little twerp (my grand-daughter) decided to enter the world about 3 in the morning. I was pretty tired.
Teaching my son to drive. Ease up on the clutch while pressing gently down on the accelerator, kid.
And this is me helping survey the damage of last summer's floods here in Texas. Normally, there's cliff about ten feet behind me and this sign that drops about 15 feet into the water. That's how much it came up.
"A little luck & a little government is necessary to get by, but only a fool places his complete trust in either one." - PJ O'Rourke