After all this talk of porked FM's and the nostalgia for Delphi, I was reminded of the "Cofieldgate" incident of a few years back.
Perhaps the time is right to bring this one out and give it a dusting off. It still makes me laugh. Its a thread about a "cheating" pilot, name of Max Immelmann.
All Kudos to Mahoney, a former Squadron mate of mine, you have my upmost respect sir!!

Linkage:

http://www.simhq.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=85;t=000059