Bigfoot's not blurry, he's on the catch and release program. They find him every week on Animal planet!
There are no UFO's in area 51.
There is not an area 51.
The government is here to help you.
If no one had guns, only bad guys would have them.
Your muffler bearing needs to be replaced.
A tin foil hat can help, Maybe.
The NSA finds this next statement to be wrong and deletes it. oh crap they are on to me!
No we are not.