Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A(a): Three; one to do it and two to sue him for malpractice.
A(b): It only takes one lawyer to change your light bulb to his light bulb.
A(c): You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you're looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb...
Life is hard.
It's even harder when you are stupid.