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I don't fancy Kate Upton at all, just a brain dead, gormless bimbo slapper. Her dance is about as 'erotic' as watching Maggie Thatcher doing a strip tease doused in Heinz baked beans*. Apologies in advance for the mental image. Don't get me wrong, I admire the female form as much as the next bloke, but whilst totally OTT Femi-Nazis get on my nerves, so do 'look at me, I'm ridiculously wiggling my arse about for no apparent reason' bimbo slappers.
Reminds me of that "Beautiful South" song, "36 D". Great lyrics. Its more about the sleazy, creepy people in the sex industry than the actual models. Give me an intelligent and funny lass any day of the week, goes a long way. Especially funny. Get both and you've hit the jackpot!
Suppose theres a school of thought that says its frustrated, socially inadequate 'sad case' blokes being exploited...too. Sad all round, I reckon. It's always 'sold' though, always will.
Close your legs, open your mind Leave those compliments well behind Dig a little deeper into yourself And you may find Come over here just sit right down Needn't comb your hair, needn't pout or frown I hear you've turned our young men Into dribbling clowns
36D so what (D) so what Is that all that you've got? 36D so what (D) so what Is that all that you've got?
Make their day and go ahead Remove your clothes lie on their bed Just a last gasp chance or an outside bet To the easily led And before you do just what you do Here's one thought for you to chew The men who run the business that you sell, They screw you too
36D so what (D) so what Is that all that you've got? 36D so what (D) so what Is that all that you've got?
You're just another 365 night stand But you're so handy, you're so handy You cheapen and you nasty every woman in this land But you're so handy, you're so handy Your picture's hanging pretty on the squaddies' walls You're Steven's, Andy's, you're Ian's, you're Paul's Your body's through of fondly in the rugby mauls But you want more
You name is always mentioned in the jokes he cracks Your Coach and Horses and your Woolpacks Your poses turn the passive into maniacs But you want more
36D so what (D) so what Is that all that you've got? 36D so what (D) so what Is that all that you've got?
RE: the Nun-kini....Meh. Its a bikini. Get over it.
*may have exaggerated slightly for comic effect.
Edited by Biggles07 (05/04/1207:42 AM) Edit Reason: Added lyric
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Originally Posted By: Biggles07
I don't fancy Kate Upton at all, just a brain dead, gormless bimbo slapper. Her dance is about as 'erotic' as watching Maggie Thatcher doing a strip tease doused in Heinz baked beans*. Apologies in advance for the mental image.
I was admiring her range of motion.
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Don't get me wrong, I admire the female form as much as the next bloke, but whilst totally OTT Femi-Nazis get on my nerves, so do 'look at me, I'm ridiculously wiggling my arse about for no apparent reason' bimbo slappers. 
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