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Posted By: KRT_Bong

Getting Lab work - 06/12/19 03:40 PM

So I was supposed to get Lab work yesterday. And the paperwork I was to submit had a column labeled Labs and next to that a column labeled Fast. Under the first a list of all the tests and the second it said Yes for all the tests.
Nurse: Did you fast?
Me: Pardon?
Nurse: Did you eat or Drink anything today?
Me: Um, no but I had a cup of coffee
Nurse: Cream and Sugar?
Me: Um, ..yeah?
Nurse: you were supposed to fast..
Me: Oh.., I thought it was my name...(my last name is Fast)
Nurse: *giggling I'm sorry you'll have to come back in the morning (and don't eat anything).
Posted By: Bill_Grant

Re: Getting Lab work - 06/12/19 03:57 PM

Hahah that is funny.
You think they would have noticed.
Posted By: KRT_Bong

Re: Getting Lab work - 06/12/19 04:42 PM

No one specifically told me, and the order didn't plainly state it like "If fasting is indicated take no food and only drink clear fluids after midnight yada, yada" and today I got to take home an Occult Blood Test, ya know like paint brushes, a test kit and plastic baggies. I mean who knew that I'd be doing Poop Art going into my 60's rolleyes
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