Random musing.

The most satisfying surface to write or draw on is with ball point pen on a banana.
Try it and tell me I'm wrong

Do you label your bananas for the week ?

They have bananas in Sweden??

you're right - i found out about that as a kid. as a left handed writer i also appreciated that many (most?) ink types don't smudge once you've written them on bananas either. i say paper is out, bananas are in.

Two I learned from Charles Schulz's "Peanuts":

You can't get any distance throwing potato chips (excluding vertical distance when thrown from elevated positions).
You can't fold a fresh potato chip.

"There is nothing better in life than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Biro".
- Half Man Half Biscuit

Why doesn't Austria have a navy?

When it's farther, why would you go further?

I've often wondered why we:

Park in Driveways &
Drive on Parkways

Puzzling...

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Ahem
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austro-Hungarian_Navy

One from Janitor on "Scrubs":

Why is Lake Titicaca not full of boobs and poop?

Ahem, I was referring to current day Austria.

Their military floated the idea to lawmakers, PM. But it never got off the ground.